How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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