yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
