white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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