so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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