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Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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