ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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