Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
false alarm. still invincible.
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The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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