Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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