Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Randomize
