I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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