Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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