We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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