He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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