Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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