I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
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I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
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I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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