god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Randomize
