I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
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My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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