how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
farters have to be the big spoon...
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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