I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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