i was born a porn star she said
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
she told me i tasted like america
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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