ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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