I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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