imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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