i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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