a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
a search helicopter?!
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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