have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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