I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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