too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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