Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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