THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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