Have you finally orgasmed yet?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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