Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
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Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
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