Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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