im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
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I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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