Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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