She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
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