Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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