yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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