He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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