i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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