GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
