Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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