Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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