We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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