Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
My liver just had a heart attack.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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