If that was your dad, he is hot
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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