what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Randomize
