he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
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He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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