Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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