What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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