why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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