I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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