the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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