white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
no. you can't hotbox the world.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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