hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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