Ambien. No doubt about it.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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